LADA__AF (inactive)

J aurais du me méfier . Pas de revue égal mauvais plan. On est très loin de la blonde solaire de 1,70m des photos. En fait c ’est un petit 1,60 , palichonne avec tattoo et piercing ( langue , nombril) . Bref la Girl next door , ordinaire, sans grand avantage , où j aurais du refermeer la porte et pas m’attarder Pour compléter le tableau c’était la mauvaise semaine de Mme qui en plus n’a pas de gel pour palier a une sécheresse chronique Ca fait la deuxième mauvaise surprise avec des poulettes sans eval, mais chaudement recommandées par eux qui s avèrent médiocre. En fait je pense qu’ils se contentent de voir des photos

PART I: This review will be in 2 parts because I had 2 meetings with this woman the same day, the first one being spectacularly blown by the agency as described below. The moment I saw the pictures of Lada I told myself I had to try her. The ad announced her as being 19, and her body was just perfect for me. She had the AMR looks. I wanted to wait a couple of days to see some reviews come up, but none did so I went and tried myself. In the meanwhile the age on the ad rose to 26, and I noticed that the pictures were named in ALEXIS, not LADA. So I checked the VIP Aphrodite profile on this site and saw a deactivated account in the name of Alexis. My punter sense told me this was a bad idea but when your dick points to a direction, you gotta take it :) Arranged the rendez-vous with the agency for 230 euro/h in Champs Elysees. The day before they requested to change the hour to 10 o’clock in the morning and I agreed. The morning I didnt have any time to prepare myself (ie shave my beard off, which isnt too long, only left for 3 days) so I put in 250 euros instead of 230 just in case she’s not a beard person. So I arrive at the address, and the directions by the agency are completely wrong. They sent a digicode for the door. There are 2 residences in the address and both don’t have digicodes. They sent codes for elevators. None of the elevators are coded. They sent a name on interphone. There are no interphones. I actually asked the security guard and he confirmed. As I said there were 2 residences called A and B. I ask which one it is, they reply me residence A, 4th floor. So I went up and nobody was to be found. Then they sent me to 6th floor to find a glass door!?!? I find it and the next message reads: "Cleaning lady arrived Lada can’t receive. She can receive you in 75015 in 2 hours". (2 hours later I learned that the directions that she sent to me was actually to the flat in 15th. Because it was EXACTLY the same message) So just to get this bad feeling out of my system I accepted. No discount offered from their side for ruining a client’s day. Then I thought about the disabled account, the change on the age,etc. and my punter sense kicked in again. But my dick was pointing in another direction. So I followed it, again.... Next: the second meeting. Verdict: 1/100 ( I added one point to reflect the agency’s total IQ score) PART II: So I go to the appartment. The first thing I notice is she’s a lot shorter than 1.70. I’d say 10 cm shorter. It’s really hard to recognize the girl in the pictures, in fact I’m not really sure if she’s even that girl. The moment I walked in the door and started talking she said "sssshhhh" and pointed to the neighbours house. What a welcome. She repeated that during sex as well. No smiles, serious face, cellphone in hand. Shows the towel and then the shower. Classic bad date. The moment I come out of shower she takes the phone in hand. I lay down and look at the screen she’s not even looking at messages, whatsapp, email or anything. Just strolling through the menus!!! She says she’s 28. (The profile now announces 26) But I’d say she’s at least 30. The only good part of her body is the round meaty ass. But that sight is ruined with a hemo on the asshole. (only1 though. I have lots and it’s disgusting :) During the whole meeting, her thighs were stiff as iron. She was flexing her muscles just to make it uncomfortable for both of us. Almost no kisses. Blow job slow and unattentioned, no change of pace, no tongue, no deep, decides to put condom on in the middle. Has a couple of hairs on her asshole as well. The hygiene was good tho. I licked her pussy a little bit, tastes and smells good but it’s the most run down pussy I’ve ever seen. The lips were open by themselves without even touching them at 12:30 in the morning. She didn’t move a muscle during the cunni. It’s hard to motivate yourself in these situations but I persevered and fucked her in a couple of positions for around half an hour, at the end of which she said she was tired (10 mins before the end). So I finished without coming. I wish I could stop my work when I was tired. Oh which reminds me, I wish I was paid as much as well! By the way, she doesn’t use lube and dries up in the middle of sex. Uses bad cheap condoms with bad lubrification. She knowingly lowers her ass in doggystyle so that the angle is awkward. One last thing about her: I couldn’t make it out clearly in the dim light but her teeth are not the best. Her english is non-existent, or she’s faking it. So social time non-existent. I had better time with girls who didn’t speak one word but whose one smile kept the moment interesting. So after 50 mins we stop and I go to shower. When I’m leaving the flat she says: "Please, no reviews". Review is a pretty complicated word for a non english-speaker!! And this no-reviews bullshit confirms my suspicions about an earlier account being deactivated due to bad reviews. Nothing escapes the young wolf! One last word before the verdict part. We use agencies to find the best value for money. Some of us have wives, girlfriends and have regular sex and have absolutely no patience to pay for below average sex. I could just pick up any hooker from Strasbourg St Denis for 80 euros an hour and get better service. But there is a difference between hookers and escorts, especially those who are managed. This is my 3rd experience with Aphrodite and the only one that went badly. A good customer service requires you to handle the bad situations professionally as well. When everything goes smoothly every agency is good. I just hope they don’t try to pull this shit on a member of russian or turkish mob who will just crush their whole operation :) Final Verdict: 41/100 (1 point added due to Lada’s cute and small feet)